There’s nothing that sucks more than being broke and wanting to get laid. I’ve been through that dozens of times. It’s a frustrating experience because we all know that even fuck buddies like to be taken out on a date before sleeping with us the first time. A few years back, I was in bad shape financially. I could barely afford the membership fees for my online dating sites. I met a girl online and wanted to bang her. The only problem was I didn’t even have enough in my bank account to take her out for drinks. So what did I do? I told her to meet me at a freaking park so we could “walk and talk”. Needless to say, I didn’t get laid.
I decided that I needed to be a little more creative. I didn’t have any money but I knew I wasn’t going to get laid if I didn’t impress women. So I had to think outside the box. The next few dates I took women out on, these are where my cheapass took them…
Bought Cheap, Tasty Food and Cooked Dinner
I didn’t want her to know the reason I was inviting her over for dinner was because I was broke. I talked up my amazing cooking skills and told her that I wanted to prove them to her. This worked out perfectly because she was already at my house and it’s a 10-foot walk from the kitchen to my bedroom. I bought cheap pasta noodles, some cheap pasta sauce, mixed in some tasty seasonings I had for added flavor, and made a pretty darn good dish. I put the grub on my fanciest chinaware to give it a nice appearance.
She loved the food and we shared some great conversation. By the end of dinner, we were ready to hop in bed and get it on. The evening couldn’t have gone any better. She had no idea I was broke. She just thought I really wanted to cook her dinner. I’m smooth like that!
Dessert and a DVD
Women love to cuddle. Women love men that love cuddling. Personally, I don’t care much for cuddling but I do know how easy it is to go from cuddling to fucking. So I played off being a “great cuddler” when chatting with this hottie. Since I couldn’t afford to actually take her out, I told her I’d love for her to come over, watch a movie, and cuddle.
When she arrived, I made her a hot-fudge sundae. I spent maybe $10 on the food and made the sundae look and taste like the bomb. After dessert, we popped in a horror flick that I knew would have her scared. Less than 15 minutes into the movie, I had her clothes removed. I went from boring cuddling to having making out in a matter of minutes.
Happy Hour At a Lounge
Certainly you can come up with $20, right? Pick a lounge that has great Happy Hour specials. Tell her you need to meet her at this time because you’re “busy” later on. Buy 2 drinks for you, 2 drinks for her, and get the hell out of there and back to your place to fuck. Just the fact that you were willing to buy her drinks will ensure she doesn’t think you’re a broke ass. Most places won’t even cost you $20 for a couple of drinks during Happy Hour. Gather up your spare change if you must.