I always hate it when a girl asks me how many women I’ve slept with. It’s tough to answer. In fact, I rarely give a straight answer. The reason for that is I don’t know her well enough to know how she’ll respond if I’m honest. When I was younger and had only a couple of sexual partners, if I told a woman the truth, the response I received was…
So you’re desperate to get laid?”
Attractive women may look down on you if you’ve had less than a few sexual partners. Guys love sex and are always out looking to get laid. So if a guy is inexperienced with women, she’ll assume there’s something wrong with him. Of course, it’s possible the guy hasn’t slept with many women because he’s been in a 4-year relationship. Or maybe he really is inexperienced with women.
Either way, it doesn’t look good to have less than a few sexual partners in your life if you’re over the age of 25. Now that I’ve slept with tons of women (I couldn’t even guess how many), I’ve run into a different problem when asked how many women I’ve slept with. Her response is usually…
So you sleep around?
Asking a guy how many sexual partners is kind of a damned if you do, damned if you don’t question. She’s going to be unimpressed either way. So I never actually answer the question. I don’t just turn my head and ignore her. I smoothly divert the discussion away from the question. How do I do that? By using one of these slick lines…
If I tell you I’ve slept with 50 women, you’ll think I’m a man-whore with 5 STD’s. If I tell you I’m a virgin, you’ll find me unattractive. How’s about we talk about something else?
I’ve slept with 252 women. I’d ask you to be #253, but I’ve already got that one lined up for later this evening. If you’re lucky, I’ll give you the privilege of being #254!
I don’t like answering this question. It’s not that I’m ashamed of anything, but I think this is a question best answered when I know you a little better. Don’t you think that’s a bit personal?
How many women have I slept with? More than 0 and less than 950. Somewhere in between.
I’m definitely experienced with women, but I’m no man-slut. I’d prefer not answering this question. I will say this – I bet you’ve had at least as many sexual partners as me. I don’t say that because I think you’re a slut. I say that because the amount of sexual partners I’ve had is probably average for people our age.”