Stupidly Simple & Cheap Gift Ideas For Your Fuck Friends: Give Like Santa. Spend Like Scrooge. Look Like GOD

When the holiday season is around the corner, a man with a steady booty call is left with quite the predicament. No one wants to spend a bunch of money on a girl he’s only using for sex. We save our money for the gold digging wife we’re eventually going to marry. However, once the holiday’s come around, it’s common courtesy to get your fuck buddy a gift. You want to make her feel important without going over the top and turning the relationship into something more than it is. But you still want to impress her so she’ll continue putting out.


Valentine’s Day is the worst holiday when you’re not in a regular relationship. It’s an even worse time for those of us guys with a steady fuck buddy. I don’t want to get emotionally involved with the women I use for sex only. So I’m not going to take her out for an expensive meal, then back home to light some candles and drink whine. That’s what true lovers do on V-Day. Instead, I’ll get her a simple gift that lets her know I appreciate the pleasure she gives me. And I do it in a way that makes her think she received a pretty sweet gift when she actually received a box of junk. The 3 best presents I’ve ever given my booty call’s are listed below. They’re inexpensive and happily accepted.

Gift Cards I Don’t Want

Everyone gets gift cards on Christmas or for birthdays. Personally, I hardly ever use them. I almost always forget that I even have them. So I might as well put them to use. Best Buy, Wal-Mart, Target, Applebee’s, etc – I have cards piled up from darn near every major restaurant chain or department store. The value of most gift cards are $25-$50, but sometimes you’ll have a rich relative hook you up with a big fat $100 card.

Don’t give out the $100 card to your fuck buddy. Keep that one for yourself! Give her the $25-$50 cards. Oh, and don’t tell her you received them as a gift and are passing it down to her. That won’t impress her. Make her think you’re the one that paid for it.

 Gift cards on Christmas or for birthdays

Gift cards on Christmas or for birthdays

Raid The Dollar Store

Take a $20 bill. Drive on down to your local Dollar Store. Every town has one. Buy a whole bunch of random stuff. You’d be surprised at the amount of cool shit you can buy at a Dollar Store. Take all of that stuff, wrap it up, and drop it off on her doorstep. Put a note on the container (don’t even spend for a card, just write a note) with a sexy message saying you’re horny for her and Merry Christmas/Happy Birthday/Whatever. The fact that you wrote her a sexy message like that will get her mind of the cheap presents you bought her.

The cheap presents

The cheap presents

Give Her Something You Already Own

My grandmother buys me a bunch of crappy sweaters that I’ll never wear, for Christmas. She does this every year. I don’t have the heart to tell her I don’t want the sweaters. The dual-gender sweaters she gives me, I pass on to my fuck buddies. You don’t have to give out your crappy clothes, but there’s probably some items around your house that are in new condition that she’d love to have.

The dual-gender sweaters

The dual-gender sweaters

How To Dodge The “How Many Women Have You Slept With” Question And Still Have Her Salivating For You

I always hate it when a girl asks me how many women I’ve slept with. It’s tough to answer. In fact, I rarely give a straight answer. The reason for that is I don’t know her well enough to know how she’ll respond if I’m honest. When I was younger and had only a couple of sexual partners, if I told a woman the truth, the response I received was…


So you’re desperate to get laid?”

Attractive women may look down on you if you’ve had less than a few sexual partners. Guys love sex and are always out looking to get laid. So if a guy is inexperienced with women, she’ll assume there’s something wrong with him. Of course, it’s possible the guy hasn’t slept with many women because he’s been in a 4-year relationship. Or maybe he really is inexperienced with women.

Either way, it doesn’t look good to have less than a few sexual partners in your life if you’re over the age of 25. Now that I’ve slept with tons of women (I couldn’t even guess how many), I’ve run into a different problem when asked how many women I’ve slept with. Her response is usually…

Sexual partners

Sexual partners

So you sleep around?

Asking a guy how many sexual partners is kind of a damned if you do, damned if you don’t question. She’s going to be unimpressed either way. So I never actually answer the question. I don’t just turn my head and ignore her. I smoothly divert the discussion away from the question. How do I do that? By using one of these slick lines…

If I tell you I’ve slept with 50 women, you’ll think I’m a man-whore with 5 STD’s. If I tell you I’m a virgin, you’ll find me unattractive. How’s about we talk about something else?

Slept with women

Slept with women

I’ve slept with 252 women. I’d ask you to be #253, but I’ve already got that one lined up for later this evening. If you’re lucky, I’ll give you the privilege of being #254!

I don’t like answering this question. It’s not that I’m ashamed of anything, but I think this is a question best answered when I know you a little better. Don’t you think that’s a bit personal?

How many women have I slept with? More than 0 and less than 950. Somewhere in between.

I’m definitely experienced with women, but I’m no man-slut. I’d prefer not answering this question. I will say this – I bet you’ve had at least as many sexual partners as me. I don’t say that because I think you’re a slut. I say that because the amount of sexual partners I’ve had is probably average for people our age.”

Experienced with women

Experienced with women

Psychological Strength: 3 Mental Exercises To Do Before A First Date To Pump Yourself Up

The old saying, “if you feel good, you look good”, couldn’t be more accurate. When we’re feeling down about the way we look, we never look as bad as we think. It’s all in our head. But if we aren’t feeling good about the way we look, we won’t have any confidence when going out on a date. A man that goes out on a date without confidence will fail miserably. Confidence is a necessary trait in order to get laid. Women find it sexy.

I’ll be honest – I had problems psyching myself up to go on a date when I was younger. I got very nervous. I hate to admit this, but I actually pulled a no-show for a few dates because my nerves got the best of me. Now I don’t get nervous before a date and am always excited. What did I do to get rid of the nerves before a first date? I began doing these three mental exercises before leaving the house for a date…

Told Myself I Look Good

Our minds work in funny ways. The more negative we are, the more down we feel about ourselves. Negative people always think the world is against them. They’re ugly, they’re untalented, and no one in their right mind would want to sleep with them. And they’re right. Negative people are ugly and no decent woman would want to sleep with them. I’m not attracted to negative women.

The point I’m trying to make is you have to start telling yourself you’re a catch. It seems silly to think standing in front of a mirror and telling myself I look good actually works. But it does. We believe what we tell ourselves. And others believe we’re attractive if that’s how we feel.

 Look Good

Look Good

Listen To Upbeat Music

I realize you may not have the same taste in music as me. That doesn’t matter. Choose music that is upbeat. Even if you’re a big heavy metal fan, don’t listen to that before a date. Heavy metal music is very negative and angry. It puts me in the mood to fight, not the mood to work my game on a woman.

I listen to techno music before a date. It’s sort of my “pump me up” music. After listening to it, I’m feeling good and ready to go. I would suggest techno, but if you absolutely hate techno, you can choose from 1980’s rock (hair bands have good upbeat tones) or classical music (it will relax your body).

Listen Music

Listen Music

Watch A Porno

Most guys would probably disagree with this advice. But I’m telling you it works! For those of you that haven’t been laid in quite some time (if ever), rub one off before you leave. Then you won’t have to worry about shooting your load too early if you are fortunate enough to get laid. If you have had sex recently, watching a porno is a great way to calm your nerves. Trust me, it works!

I accidentally learned that watching porn was a great pre-date routine. I happened to have one in the DVD player before a date, rubbed one off before leaving, and felt good. That date went well and I got laid. Ever since then, this has been a regular routine of mine.

 Have had sex

Have had sex

Three Home-Based Training Routines That Will Make You Look More “Buff”

I’m sure you’ve been told that women love a man with muscles. And you heard right. They love muscles and they love men that have toned bodies. Overweight and overly thin men aren’t considered attractive to some women (not all). However, the bodybuilder physique is also not attractive to most women. They like muscles, but not ones the size of a cannon.


I’ve been working out regularly for about 7-8 years. I got tired of other men getting the women I wanted. I always assumed I could never bang hot women because I’m not your typical tall, dark, and handsome man. Then I started working out and shortly after, I was having no problems with the ladies. They loved my tone body, as opposed to my previous overweight physique.

Working out helps improve your physical appearance and confidence. Without being attractive and confident, it’s hard to get laid. The good news is I was able to start looking and feeling good within a couple of weeks after I started working out. It was amazing how much better I felt about myself. Plus, my body began looking pretty darn good. I’m not the athletic type. I was never good in sports. I grew up eating unhealthy and I smoked. Basically, I was a heart attack waiting to happen. So when I decided I was going to start working out, I really didn’t know how to do it. I came across a workout program online for people such as myself. Within a couple of weeks, I noticed significant results. The following is my workout routine. It’s a 3-part process that ANYONE can do…

 Loved my tone body

Loved my tone body

Part 1: Start Eating a Healthy Diet

I’ve always been a big eater. But I ate too many sugars, fast-food meals, and greasy burgers. I haven’t stopped eating those things, but I limit myself to one junk meal per week and 2 unhealthy desserts. The rest of my diet consists of lots of fruits, vegetables, red meats (to build muscle), etc. I actually eat a lot of the same foods as before, but I select a “lighter” alternative. For example, I no longer eat salads with regular ranch dressing. Instead, I’ll choose Light Ranch. I also drink a lot of water and make sure I eat 3 full meals per day.

Part 2: Sit-Ups, Push-Ups, Pull-Ups

You don’t have to spend money for your workout, nor does it need to be time consuming. Every morning, before hopping in the shower, I do 50 sit-ups, 50 push-ups, and 20 pull-ups. This takes 5-10 minutes. I’m building strength in my arms and toning my stomach. I also do 50 sit-ups before bed. This is a simple workout routine that anyone can do.

Push-ups

Push-ups

Part 3: Running

I’ll be honest, I had never run a mile before about 7 years ago. I got winded jogging short distances. So when I started running, I was a total mess. I couldn’t do ¼ of a mile without stopping. If you haven’t done much running in your life, this will be a problem for you at first. However, you WILL build up your endurance over time. Start with ¼ of a mile twice a week. Do that for 2 weeks. On the 3rd week, run ½ a mile twice. 2 weeks later, run ¾ of a mile twice. 2 weeks after that, run 1 mile twice per week. Continually build up your endurance. Don’t start out running long distances if you’re not an experienced runner. You really could injure yourself or pass out.

Much running in your life

Much running in your life

First Date Bill Paying Tips: To Split Or Not To Split The Bill?

The old-fashioned mindset in society is that the man should always pay for a date – especially a first date. It’s actually very rare for a woman to pay. That’s because the man doesn’t want to feel inferior. It’s almost degrading to men if the woman pays. And it’s considered unattractive to women if the man requires her to pay. Though most women will say they don’t mind splitting a bill, the truth is they probably won’t go out on a second date with a man that made them pay for their tab.


A friend of mine brought up a good point. If you’re out looking for a long-term relationship and are going through traditional dating methods, we would all agree that a man should pay for the first date (and probably the second, third, fourth, etc.). But his theory is that “hookup dating” is not the same. His exact comment was “you’re just going out to get laid, not find your future bride”.

Since this website was created for those of us that are only looking for a sexual relationship, I decided to write an article about whether or not we should pay the full bill for a first date. He was correct in saying we’re not out looking for a future bride. I don’t know any guys that sign-up for hookup dating sites expecting to meet their future ex-wife. Although, I do know a few people that ended up marrying their booty call. But that’s not very common.

Looking for a sexual relationship

Looking for a sexual relationship

My friend was very adamant about “not paying for sex”. What he meant was if you are required to pay for her tab, she’s nothing more than a glorified hooker. He does have a point…sort of. My response to that was men that take a girl out on a more traditional date and pay for the bill would be dating a hooker, by his logic. After all, they’re eventually going to have sex.

People in relationships have sex. It may not be today or tomorrow, but eventually it will happen. However, the relationship will never evolve if the man doesn’t pay for the first date. That’s because the woman will be unimpressed with him being a cheap bastard. So there will never be any sex between them. So if he’s going to claim that paying for drinks, dinner, etc. for a woman you only have the intention of sleeping with makes her a hooker, every woman that allows a guy to pay for a date is a hooker, in my opinion. No, I really don’t believe these women are hookers, I’m just using his logic.

Not paying for sex

Not paying for sex

To finally answer the question…

Calling a woman a hooker just because she requires a man to pay for the first date is silly. That’s how women (and men) were raised. We are expected to pay for a date. Not because they’re gold digging whores, but because that’s what men have been doing for hundreds of years. Cheapskates do not get laid. It doesn’t matter if you’re out looking for sex or a relationship – if you’re not willing to front the bill, she won’t be willing to give you what you want.

So, yes, I do believe a man should pay for the ENTIRE bill on a first date. It will show her he’s not a tightwad. The ONLY reason I pay for the bill is because I know I won’t get laid if I don’t. If the bill comes and I ask her, “hey, can you pay for your half?”, there’s no way I’m getting laid. We don’t have to like paying for women, but we have to do it. Your only other option is to go home and jerkoff. The choice is yours…

Looking for sex or a relationship

Looking for sex or a relationship