Three Things You Should Never Say To A Woman Unless You DON’T Want To Get Laid

I could go on and on about things you should say to women online to increase your chances of getting laid. But for this article, I thought it would be a good idea to teach you a few things you SHOULDN’T say. There are certain things that will trigger an angry emotion out of a woman. Even if the conversation, up to that point, was going great, if you say any of these 3 things to her, you’re not getting any…

I love me a big ass…damn girl you got one mighty fan booty!”

This seems harmless, right? In fact, you might think this is a compliment. After all, you just told her she has a great ass. What woman wouldn’t want to be told their ass looks nice? No woman would be upset about a man complimenting her ass…unless he took a dig at her weight in the process.

Women are very sensitive about their weight. Even those stick-figure supermodels that weigh 90 pounds think they’re fat. Granted, supermodels are dumb as shit, but still. Don’t make any comments about a woman’s weight that could be taken offensively. This seems harmless, however, what if she’s been trying to lose weight? What if she looks in the mirror at night and cringes at the sight of her big booty? It might turn you on, but it could disgust her. By saying this to her, you’ve confirmed that she does have a large ass.

 Stick-figure supermodels

Stick-figure supermodels

To be honest, I don’t really know what I’m looking for.”

When a woman asks you what you’re looking for, let her know. Come on, you know what you want. Are you looking for an ongoing booty call? Are you looking for sex AND friends? Are you just looking for a one-night stand? Will you fuck on a first date? So many guys will answer this question like a total pussy. “I don’t know what I’m looking for”. They say that so they don’t choose the wrong answer and offend her.

For example, let’s say a guy is looking for nothing more than sex. He doesn’t want to hang out with the girl outside the bedroom. He wants sex and nothing else from this girl. But he might be afraid to tell that to her online because he’s scared that will turn her off. So he uses the “I’m not sure exactly what I’m looking for” line in hopes of her telling him what she’s looking for, and then he’ll just agree with it. This shows a lack of confidence and indecision. Women don’t like that.

 Looking for sex

Looking for sex

I’m going to ram my 12-inch cock so far down your throat, you’ll choke!”

The biggest mistake men make on hookup sites is thinking they’re going to get laid by being a total pervert. I can assure you this type of comment won’t help you get laid. Women want sex just as much as men. Heck, they probably want it more. But they’re turned off by perverted men. They don’t care to hear graphic details about what you’ll do to them. They’d rather you just prove it to them in bed.

Women want sex just as much as men

Women want sex just as much as men

Every guy thinks they’re amazing in bed. Men talk the talk, but often don’t walk the walk. Save these comments for when you’ve got her naked in your bed. Women like being talked dirty to, but it’s usually when they’re about to get some – not online during an Instant Message conversation.