Review Summary

2 of our team of 5 online daters mentioned they had hooked up with women they met on That was nearly 4 years ago. We were quite excited to sign-up for because 2 of our guys had already been successful on the site and we had read some positive reviews from other members. Unfortunately, we ended up being severely disappointed.

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Times have really changed since was a great place to hookup. Now it’s merely a cesspool. The women used to be hot. Now they’re either butt ugly or they’re Escorts/hookers. In the 2 months we spent reviewing, we didn’t have sex with any women. We couldn’t even get any dates set-up. We don’t want to make this review seem like we’re a bunch of excuse makers. We aren’t. has simply become a very difficult place to attract and meet hot women. We’ll explain our reasoning in the next section…

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LavaLife is a COMPLETE SCAM!!! Do ***NOT*** Join LavaLife!

>What’s Wrong With

This isn’t a case of having high hopes and being let down only because our expectations were so high. We didn’t have any dates. We barely received any responses to the SAME emails we sent to women on other sites. There’s simply no way to have any success on Women are fake, profiles are fake, and the real profiles are of nasty chicks or hookers.

Hey, if you want to get it on with a hooker, go right ahead. We’d rather use a reputable hookup site and not have to pay for sex. But we aren’t about to judge you! Just don’t get caught by the police! But seriously, there’s nothing good about It’s not as high of quality as it was back in the day. We’re not really sure what happened since last using, but apparently the owners of this dating service stopped giving a shit somewhere along the lines.

Our Analysis

We rank every site based on a number of factors. Based on those factors, we came to these conclusions…

  • Site Features Up To Par? No
  • Enough REAL Attractive Women? No
  • Easy to Get a Response From Attractive Women? No
  • Easy to Set-up a Date With Attractive Women? No
  • Easy to Get Laid? No Conclusion

It’s really a shame to see go down the tubes. In the past, it wasn’t difficult to get laid on this site. Times have changed, and not for the good. Stay away from, at least until they get their shit together again. You’ll thank us later.